Sunday, August 11, 2013

Dear She-Nerd fakers...

If you are an average or above average looking female who puts on a pair of non-prescription square-framed glasses and call yourself a nerd when it is evident you clearly have no idea what you're talking about, please relocate to the other side of the Milky Way Galaxy. Seriously.
           Recently, there's been an infestation of Nerd Girl Posers(NGP). You pretend to know to all of this stuff about "gaming" and "comics". You've played Nazi Zombies with your ex? Wow, you must be a pro now. What... you've seen the Avengers and Batman: The Dark Night Rises? You must be a true comic nerd! So can you tell me who Robert Reynolds is?
          NPGs are detracting from the true nerd girls who have been outcasts and devoted their life to some form of nerdiness. Whether it be video games, comics, intellect, technology: we deserve the credit. Not these pretty little 'hipster nerds' who just want another way to attract more attention from guys. Get over yourselves!
 

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